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Dear Santa.... Page 4

Quote: zooo @ December 2 2008, 8:15 PM GMT

But then there wouldn't be any Comic Relief. :(

I'm sure they'd find something to be complainy about!

Quote: Moonstone @ December 2 2008, 8:21 PM GMT

Yeah, I just rang the vicar and he says would you be ok for tomorrow at about 10?
How many kids are we having btw? Or shall we just adopt Robyn till she's become to rude for us to handle and then think about some little Rubians?

You do know most marriages are sexless, right? Hence the need to adopt. Smarmy

Quote: Moonstone @ December 2 2008, 8:21 PM GMT

But you wouldn't be tempted, not just a wikkle bit, to perv on Aaron?

Ummm... Errr

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ December 2 2008, 8:19 PM GMT

Keep your red hot poker well away from my butterfly.

Make sure it doesn't spread it's wings.

Did I just say that?

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ December 2 2008, 8:24 PM GMT

You do know most marriages are sexless, right? Hence the need to adopt. Smarmy

Ah ok, that's fine. I've got loads of games to get through anyway. Which means I'll be staring at a computer screen most of the time so you won't have to look at my disgusting Christian Slater lookalike face all day :P

Nicole Kidman in a pink bow. Just a pink bow.

Quote: Aaron @ December 2 2008, 8:24 PM GMT

Ummm... Errr

What? Was just asking!

Quote: Ben @ December 2 2008, 8:26 PM GMT

Make sure it doesn't spread it's wings.

Did I just say that?

:O :O :O :O :O :O :O

Quote: Moonstone @ December 2 2008, 8:27 PM GMT

Ah ok, that's fine. I've got loads of games to get through anyway. Which means I'll be staring at a computer screen most of the time so you won't have to look at my disgusting Christian Slater lookalike face all day :P

Oh bunnykins, it will be hard to see the screen with ickle ol me sat on your face. Laughing out loud

Dear Man in the Red Suit,

If you are real you will grant my wish

A trip to see the ponies in Dartmouth, England. Another bassett to hang with, red please.

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Oh and a lifetime supply of Magellan Gin.

Quote: Dr Mato @ December 2 2008, 9:26 PM GMT

Dear Man in the Red Suit,

If you are real you will grant my wish

A trip to see the ponies in Dartmouth, England. Another bassett to hang with, red please.

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Oh and a lifetime supply of Magellan Gin.

Where the bloody hell do you live Dr MAto, and are you a real doctor and are you genuinely bonkers?

Dr Mato you do realise that Dartmouth is not the only place where you can find ponies right? Or are these ponies that where pink leg warmers and dance to Fame soundtracks. I like them ponies.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ December 2 2008, 9:02 PM GMT

Oh bunnykins, it will be hard to see the screen with ickle ol me sat on your face. Laughing out loud

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Just...just shocking!! *faints*

Quote: Marc P @ December 2 2008, 11:02 PM GMT

Where the bloody hell do you live Dr MAto, and are you a real doctor and are you genuinely bonkers?

In my mind I travel around the world and I think I am a doc who is genuinely bonkers...... maybe!

Quote: roscoff @ December 2 2008, 11:22 PM GMT

Dr Mato you do realise that Dartmouth is not the only place where you can find ponies right? Or are these ponies that where pink leg warmers and dance to Fame soundtracks. I like them ponies.

The very first book I ever owned was about Dartmouth ponies. I have always wanted to go there. They have a beautiful history and it has been a mission, so to speak to see them first hand.

The very first book I ever owned was about Dartmouth ponies. I have always wanted to go there. They have a beautiful history and it has been a mission, so to speak to see them first hand.
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Try Dartmoor rather than Dartmouth for ponies. You'll be pleased you did.

Try Dartmoor rather than Dartmouth for ponies. You'll be pleased you did.

Smack my text typer. I have to work on this thing called accuracy. :$

I stopped saying mmmmmmmmm because it aggravates Marc P. I have attempted to put words in the correct order because it aggravates Marc P. It is a never ending quest to not aggravate Marc P. :D

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