BEAST!
EXT. DAY. A POLICEMAN OUTSIDE A SCHOOL IS APPROACHED BY TWO TABLOID JOURNALISTS.
Policeman:
Stand aside, please, we’re watching this girls’ school, you know just in case..
Female hack:
City stalked by paedo pest!
Male hack:
Name and shame the beasts!
Policeman:
Well, let the police do their work, eh.
Female hack:
Law soft on pervs, says minister!
Male hack:
Kiddie fiddlers prey on kids while cops look on!
Policeman:
Ah, best stand aside, the girls are coming out now.
Male hack:
Schoolgirls declare phwoar on paedos!
Female hack:
Sexy schoolgirls can’t wait to go home for romps, survey reveals
Policeman:
Isn’t that a bit dodgy under the circumstances?
Male hack:
Hot teens get full marks!
Female hack:
Barely legal totty top of the ass!
Policeman:
Right, you two are nicked!
THEY KNOCK THE COP’S HAT OFF AND FLEE.
BEAT.
Policeman:
Paedo special - Red top filth sex up our kids!
CUT
