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2 TERRORIST BASTARDS ARE THREATENING A CROWD OF HOSTAGES.
TERRORIST BASTARD1
Prepare to die hapless hostages.
TERRORIST BASTARD2
For we are despicable, terrorist bastards, mu ha ha!
HOSTAGE1
Will no one save us?
CAPTAIN PC STROLLS ON.
HOSTAGE2
Except him.
CAPTAIN PC
Afternoon Captain Politically Correct here, can I be of assistance.
HOSTAGE1
It's these terrorist bastards they're threatening to kill us.
CAPTAIN
Can I stop you there, terrorist is a value judgement. Nelson Mandela was a terrorist to the South African government, but a freedom fighter to the rest of the world.
TERRORIST BASTARD1
What the blue hell are you talking about? He was opposing an illegitimate government that used terrorist violence.
TERRORIST BASTARD2
And besides we've got terrorist bastards written on our t shirts.
CAPTAIN
I see so it's OK for you to self oppress your selves?
HOSTAGE1
You calling them Uncle Toms.
CAPTAIN
That's so racist, you're the terrorist here.
TERRORIST BASTARD1
That's an opinion you fascist.
CAPTAIN
No, let me explain...
TERRORIST BASTARD2 SHOOTS HIM.
EVERY ONE CHEERS.
POLICE WALK ON, THE POLICE CHIEF SPEAKS.
POLICE CHIEF
Well done despicable terrorist bastards for finally shutting up that annoying tit, the city owes you a debt of gratitude.
CAPTAIN MISUNDERSTOOD RUNS ON AND BEATS UP THE TERRORIST BASTARDS.
CROWD BOO HIM.
CAPTAIN MISUNDERSTOOD.
Oh now what have I done? I ruddy hate you all.
CAPTAIN MISUNDERSTOOD LEAVES IN TEARS.