HI, AS YOU CAN IMAGINE, THIS ONE IS WHERE 2 TABLOID JOURNALITSS WHO TALK ENTIRELY IN TABLOID HEADLINES STUMBLE UPON A SCHOOLBOY MATCH AGAINST A GERMAN FOOTBALL TEAM.
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BLITZED!
EXT. DAY. TWO TABLOID JOURNALISTS WITH PRESS PASSES ROUND THEIR NECKS AND NOTE BOOKS APPROACH A MAN WHO IS WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME.
Male hack:
What’s the score?
Female hack:
We’re talking balls!
Spectator:
Oh, it’s just a schoolboy match.. the opposition are from Germany.
Male hack:
War blimey!
Spectator:
Yeeeeees! We’ve scored!
Male hack:
Take that, Fritz!
Spectator:
We’ve taken the lead with only 5 seconds to go.
Female hack:
It’s the Blitzkrieg Boys!
Spectator:
That’s it –it’s all over!
Male and female hack together:
It is now!
Female hack:
Brave Tommies outgun dirty Bosch!
A GERMAN BOY APPROACHES JOURNALISTS AND ASKS, IN PERFECT ENGLISH:
German boy:
Are you from the newspapers?
Male hack:
Achtung! Hans up! Surrender!
German boy:
It’s just that I’m studying English and I wondered if –
Female hack:
Don’t mention the Zee Vaar!
THE TWO JOURNALISTS GOOSE STEP AWAY, BASIL FAWLTY STYLE.
BEAT
German Boy:
Kraut of bounds! Shame of tabloid war taunts.
CUT
