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Captain Misunderstood 3

CAPTAIN MISUNDERSTOOD IS STANDING IN FRONT OF A CROWD AND A SCHOOL, THERE'S A LOT OF KIDS IN THE CROWD.

2 TERRORIST BASTARDS ARE BEING LEAD AWAY.

MAN IN CROWD.

Boo you evil terrorist bastards hangings to good for you!.

WOMAN IN CROWD

You should be tortured and hung.

MAN IN CROWD

And bummed and hanged again.

CAPTAIN

Now people, these poor terrorist bastards didn't mean to be evil. They can't help it they're probably from broken homes, maybe they were abused as children, maybe even had ADHD. It's their childhood made them terrorist bastards.

MAN IN CROWD

Oh I see we should lock these kids up.

CAPTAIN

No why? Oh buttocks.

HE LOOKS UP AND SEE'S THE SCHOOL HAS A SIGN READING

"School for oprhans from broken homes, who were abused and have ADHD"

CHILD IN CROWD

Is Captain Misunderstood going to be beat me up and arrest me?

CRYING

It's my fault, mummy left and daddy hit me. ADHD is God's way pf punishing me for being naughty.

WOMAN IN CROWD

Well I hope you're proud Captain bullies small children.

CROWD BOOS CAPTAIN MISUNDERSTOOD WHO LEAVES IN TEARS.

I've read all 3 of these now and this Captain Misunderstoof sounds like a complete wanker...

Good sketch though Sooty...

You've written bet...

Actually no, for me this is up with your best really really LOVED IT

Thanks guys, captain pc is a sort of part 4.

I enjoyed writing them.

Yet again, Excellence.

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