CAPTAIN MISUNDERSTOOD IS STANDING IN FRONT OF A CROWD AND A SCHOOL, THERE'S A LOT OF KIDS IN THE CROWD.
2 TERRORIST BASTARDS ARE BEING LEAD AWAY.
MAN IN CROWD.
Boo you evil terrorist bastards hangings to good for you!.
WOMAN IN CROWD
You should be tortured and hung.
MAN IN CROWD
And bummed and hanged again.
CAPTAIN
Now people, these poor terrorist bastards didn't mean to be evil. They can't help it they're probably from broken homes, maybe they were abused as children, maybe even had ADHD. It's their childhood made them terrorist bastards.
MAN IN CROWD
Oh I see we should lock these kids up.
CAPTAIN
No why? Oh buttocks.
HE LOOKS UP AND SEE'S THE SCHOOL HAS A SIGN READING
"School for oprhans from broken homes, who were abused and have ADHD"
CHILD IN CROWD
Is Captain Misunderstood going to be beat me up and arrest me?
CRYING
It's my fault, mummy left and daddy hit me. ADHD is God's way pf punishing me for being naughty.
WOMAN IN CROWD
Well I hope you're proud Captain bullies small children.
CROWD BOOS CAPTAIN MISUNDERSTOOD WHO LEAVES IN TEARS.