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Quote: Griff @ November 28 2008, 3:06 PM GMT

But you mustn't use a hands-free handset, ever. Those people are the most annoying c**ts in the world.

I agree that they can be annoying, but in many states it's now illegal to use a phone while driving unless you're using a hands-free device. Many new cars have Bluetooth-enabled stereo systems that allow you to make hands-free calls.

That said on the Mumbai thing aparently there was only 6 of the buggers.

Evil they may be, but evil with a work ethic.

Quote: sootyj @ November 28 2008, 3:12 PM GMT

That said on the Mumbai thing aparently there was only 6 of the buggers.

I think they've already arrested and killed more than a dozen. Everything I've read said that there were about 25 terrorists.

It's all quite boring.

More of this story please.

Happy Birthday Jack.

Get pissed, start a fight - remember, it's your day.

I'll give you the bumps when I see you.

Quote: DaButt @ November 28 2008, 3:16 PM GMT

I think they've already arrested and killed more than a dozen. Everything I've read said that there were about 25 terrorists.

Ah conflicting reports but it looks like it was a lot.

Early reports of 6 guys landing by boat, but according to the BBC it was 50-60.

And Aaron do you think Unsound Browns burying bad news when the medias distracted, again?

There's certainly something very fishy, and very dangerous, going on.

Quote: Jack Massey @ November 28 2008, 10:57 AM GMT

It's my birthday today, if you all want to wish me a happy birthday, feel free to do so

Who are you? I thought you died last month.

Oh - Jack. Happy birthday.

Happy birthdaaaaaaay! :D

Read the first post on this thread, see the date that post was posted and check today's date.

Quote: Jack Massey @ November 28 2009, 11:42 AM GMT

Read the first post on this thread, see the date that post was posted and check today's date.

I'm guessing that's some kind of hint, but I don't understand it as yet.

Ahh, it's the anniversary of when you made this thread! Happy thread anniversary Jack! :) Seriously, many happy returns!

Another year, another cock candle.

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Happy birthday Jack!

Have a fab one:)

Was going to quote last years birthday wish, but it looks like I never made one.

So here's two this year...

Happy birthday Jack!

Happy birthday Jack!

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Happy Birthday Jack Massey
I saw a documentary about Shirley Bassey
She's like seventy years old
But still running around showing off her bits and pieces
As grannies go, I mean, you would

Happy Birthday Jack! Hope you had a good one!

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