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Jack Massey's Birthday Page 2

Hippy Burpday!

Quote: Aaron @ November 28 2008, 11:05 AM GMT

The the Most Self-Indulgent Thread Ever award goes to...

Yeah, apart from all the threads from people rather grandly announcing their 'departure' from the site, only to, usually, re-appear in a fortnight with a thread entitled 'Hello, I'm back!' Or some bollocks.

Anyway, if you don't ask, you don't get. Happy birthday, Jack. You carry that Varney avatar off with a certain aplomb.

Happy Birthday to the Jack!

Quote: Aaron @ November 28 2008, 11:05 AM GMT

The the Most Self-Indulgent Thread Ever award goes to...

Awwww but no one might have known otherwise! I think that was the point :)

Quote: Jack Massey @ November 28 2008, 1:01 PM GMT

Yes, day booked off work, going for a meal at some upmarket Italien restraunt called Dinnerstones and then will go to the pub for a few pints. Can't drink too much though, playing football tomorrow.

Sounds pretty good to me. Have fun.

Thanks for all the kind words everybody.

Quote: DaButt @ November 28 2008, 12:34 PM GMT
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Oh God. Who else recognises this cartoon? :)

Quote: john lucas 101 @ November 28 2008, 1:40 PM GMT

Yeah, apart from all the threads from people rather grandly announcing their 'departure' from the site, only to, usually, re-appear in a fortnight with a thread entitled 'Hello, I'm back!' Or some bollocks.

Mentioning no names, Frankie Rage.

(Alright, not sure he made a thread, but why must he dangle this joyous carrot in front of our eyes in order to just rip it away again EVERY DAY?)

Happy birthday!

What presents did you get?

Quote: Aaron @ November 28 2008, 2:51 PM GMT

Oh God. Who else recognises this cartoon? :)

Meeeeeeeeee!
I had some books of it.

Awww I love Frank. He is proper nuts!

Quote: zooo @ November 28 2008, 2:55 PM GMT

Meeeeeeeeee!
I had some books of it.

:D

The cat's awesome. With the little dress and everything. :)

Got a mobile for my birthday that has Bluetooth on it. It's the first phone I've had with it on. The thing is, I don't know what it is. I wikipedia'ed it and it just gave me a load of Scientific language that might as well have been in Chinese. Does anybody know what Bluetooth is???

It's just a wireless data transfer method. I think *checks* Oh, wow, my phone has it. I didn't know that.

Anyway, unless you have another Bluetooth device then turn it off. Security issues and that. Naughty people nicking your texts, address book, etc.

Most commonly, it allows you to use a hands-free headset.

More annoying than; people who text when they walk, check their Blackberries on the Tube (yes we know you're really important), listen to their ring tone before answering, play PSPs with the volume turned up, hum or whistle (double c**ts),

or wander into Mumbai with Kalasknikovs and shoot people?

Quote: Aaron @ November 28 2008, 3:03 PM GMT

It's just a wireless data transfer method. I think *checks* Oh, wow, my phone has it. I didn't know that.

Anyway, unless you have another Bluetooth device then turn it off. Security issues and that. Naughty people nicking your texts, address book, etc.

And my Porn. Huh?

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