Comedy Showcase 2009 Page 16

Quote: The Giggle-o @ November 18 2009, 11:49 PM GMT

But Sutton has the 'wonderful' Benhill estate, they can't thumb their noses at Mordeners!

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St Helier Hospital may be closed, it is a truly horrible place inside and outside . Unfortunately, have a lot of experience of the place. Epsom General Hospital is 'nicer' but smaller, one of the two has to go because of costs an' that. Two in to one don't go. Bla bla bla.

Has St Helier closed then?! It was indeed a horrible-looking building (looking like a huge white liner had run aground on top of Rose Hill), however in my days working in Intensive Care there, we often had to clean up some of the mess they'd caused down the road in Epsom.

EDIT: Oh, may be closed. Sorry, misread that. Hope not. My ex works there.

Quote: Tim Walker @ November 19 2009, 12:10 AM GMT

Has St Helier closed then?! It was indeed a horrible-looking building (looking like a huge white liner had run aground on top of Rose Hill), however in my days working in Intensive Care there, we often had to clean up some of the mess they'd caused down the road in Epsom.

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No not yet. Although likelihood is that Epsom hospital will go and there will be an amalgamation of sorts. Talk of it has been going on for a few years now. I'd rather see St Helier's go, horrible, horrible place in an awful location. (as you well know).

Heh! I quite like that, in a weird way.

St Helier Estate was the biggest one in Europe - not Benhill.

The shop they used used to be Sussex Stationers. I can't remember what it was before.

And what do you mean about manslaughter in Sutton. The one last week was murder!

Quote: zooo @ November 19 2009, 12:15 AM GMT

Heh! I quite like that, in a weird way.

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You should see the view the other way!

Quote: zooo @ November 19 2009, 12:15 AM GMT

Heh! I quite like that, in a weird way.

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The peculiar thing is you're actually viewing what was meant to be the back of the hospital. Yes, they sort-of accidentally built it back-to-front. They couldn't get the access road permission for the intended front side of the building, so that is actually the rear view you're seeing.

I had sex on a pool table in part of that building (somewhere a floor above the entrance bit in the middle).

Quote: Chappers @ November 19 2009, 12:17 AM GMT

And what do you mean about manslaughter in Sutton. The one last week was murder!

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It's Sutton, the charge will get reduced to manslaughter...

Quote: Chappers @ November 19 2009, 12:17 AM GMT

You should see the view the other way!

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On a clear day, from the hospital roof, you've got a great view out over London.

Quote: Tim Walker @ November 19 2009, 12:23 AM GMT

It's Sutton, the charge will get reduced to mans laughter...

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It's a flattering picture of sorts, the paint isn't that white and you can't see where it's peeling all over. As Chappers says from other angles it looks much worse, especially if you get some of Rosehill in the shot with its lovely big roundabout and selection of chicken shops.

Quote: Tim Walker @ November 19 2009, 12:23 AM GMT

On a clear day, from the hospital roof, you've got a great view out over London.

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Apparently there was a Nazi spy based around the corner in the war because of the view!

By the way - is this going off-topic? Maybe I should start a thread about good old Sutton!

Quote: The Giggle-o @ November 19 2009, 12:24 AM GMT

It's a flattering picture of sorts, the paint isn't that white and you can't see where it's peeling all over. As Chappers says from other angles it looks much worse, especially if you get some of Rosehill in the shot with its lovely big roundabout and selection of chicken shops.

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It was always a bit of a pain in the arse for the hospital's social life that there wasn't a pub on the Rose Hill roundabout. Apparently there was once upon a time, before someone got killed with a shotgun in there, after which someone burnt the place down.

Quote: Tim Walker @ November 19 2009, 12:29 AM GMT

It was always a bit of a pain in the arse for the hospital's social life that there wasn't a pub on the Rose Hill roundabout. Apparently there was once upon a time, before someone got killed with a shotgun in there, after which someone burnt the place down.

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Shame someone can't burn the whole place down!

Quote: Tim Walker @ November 19 2009, 12:29 AM GMT

It was always a bit of a pain in the arse for the hospital's social life that there wasn't a pub on the Rose Hill roundabout. Apparently there was once upon a time, before someone got killed with a shotgun in there, after which someone burnt the place down.

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I remember the Rose (and Crown?).

Then there was the St Helier Arms and Surrey Tavern where people got murdered too.

*feels nostalgic*