Wool Worth

WOOL AND WORTH ARE SELLING STUFF.

WORTH

Hey kids Wool and Worth here kids, just becasue Woolworths has gone down faster than a whore on the Titanic, doesn't mean we don't have anything to sell.

WOOL

I've got a dead pigeon I found.

WORTH

I've got a slightly used copy of last weeks Big Issue.

WOOL

I'll suck your cock.

WORTH

It's a value blowjob half the price of an ASDA one.

WOOL

Oh Worth we're finished just kill me and put me out of my misery.

WORTH

Sure thing Wool, anything for a friend.

KILLS WOOL.

WORTH

Hey kids want a genuine lambs wool rug?

I usually find it hard to comment on your sketches, Sootyj, but this one I liked. You might want to mention how he kills Wool - might bea gag there - maybe a power drill from a high street rival? Good one though.

Bo.

Thanks, the method of death is a goody.

A drill from MFI? and he has to beat him to death with a brick instead?

But hard to comment, am I not merely bad, but also esoteric?