Captain sh**ts his pants 3

2 TERRORIST BASTARDS ARE POINTING GUNS AT A CROWD OF HOSTAGES.

CAPTAIN SHITS HIS PANTS RUNS ON.

TERRORIST1

So we meet again Captain Shit's his pants.

CAPTAIN.

Prepare to be confounded by the sounds that brown!

LOUD FARTING NOISE.

TERRORIST2

And I bet you just shit yourself.

THE TERRORISTS PULL UP THEIR BALCALAVAS THEY HAVE NOSE PLUGS AND EAR PLUGS.

TERRORIST1

We terrorist bastards aren't so stupid, we're protected from you vile smells and horrid sounds.

TERRORIST2

Prepare to be flushed like a fiberous floater.

SCATMAN RUNS ON HE HAS A LAPTOP.

SCATMAN

Hey terrorist bastards look at my YouTube clip of scatological justice.

THE TERRORIST BASTARDS LOOK AT THE SCREEN.

TERRORIST1

Ooh that's a pretty Asian girl, with no pants on, why are you lying on your back?

TERRORIST2 PULLS OUT EARPLUGS.

TERRORIST2

Hang on is that the 2 girls 1 cup music?

TERRORIST1

Oh good gravy she's shitting on you and it's going up your nose, it must be fake.

TERRORIST2

It's not you dirty bastard.

TERRORIST 1+2 PUKE AND CRY HELPLESSLY.

CAPTAIN

Well done Scatman, with your vile perversion and my spastic colon evil has no chance.

MANDREX RUNS ON HE IS ARMED WITH HUGE ROLLS OF TOILET PAPER.

MANDREX

Oh really Scatman and shit's his pants face the evil, of Mandrex the evil with aloe vera!

I think I preferred Hitler and the Rabbi, I think you should flush Captain Shits His Pants down the big white one!

I'm intrigued by what you specifically disliked so much?

Hi Sooty, it was all a bit crude for me even by your standards, I have preferred most of the other stuff you have written, but I am sure there is a market for it.