British Comedy Guide

VAT'll be the way.

VAT'll be the day, to the tune of that'll be the day.

Well, that'll be the day, when you say goodbye
Yes, that'll be the day, when you make me cry
You say you're gonna leave, you know it's a lie
'Cause this'll be the day when I lie

Well, you gave me all your voting and your turtle dovin'
All your hugs and kisses and your money too
Well, you know you love me maybe
Until you tell me, someday
That today, well I'll am through

Well, VAT'll be okay, when you I'm a goodguy
Yes, VAT'll be the way, when economies run dry
You say moneys a squeeze , you know it's a lie
'Cause VAT'll be the way that I fry.

[Instrumental Interlude]

Well, VAT'll be the day, when you give a try
Yes, that'll be the day, when your bank accounts dry
You say you're gonna leave, you know it's a lie
'Cause economies in Oz they're also a sty.

Well, when Stupid drops this fart
He'll give you a start
So when we are to part and I leave you
You're in shit and the tax bomb is coming soon
On that day, I'll be toodle oo

Well, that'll be the day, when you say Gordon why?
Yes, that'll be the day, when you made me lie
You say you believed leave, well I always was sly
'Cause that'll be the day when you cry.

Well, that'll be the way, hoo-hoo
That'll be the dismay, hoo-hoo
That'll we pissed away, hoo-hoo
You're taxes away.

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