INT. DAY. CHURCH.
A BAPTISM IS DUE TO OCCUR. A FAMILY AND BABY ARE WITH A VICAR.
VICAR:
Could you bring the baby to the font please madam.
WOMAN HOLDS BABY OVER FONT.
VICAR:
In the name of the father, son and holy ghost I name this child.. erm.. Give me a clue?
WOMAN:
We told you his name its..
VICAR: (interrupting)
No, no. How many syllables? ..VICAR RUBS EAR.. sounds like?
