INT. DAY. DENTIST.
CAMERA FOCUS ON DENTIST, THE BUZZING AND HISSING OF EQUIPMENT CAN BE HEARD
DENTIST:
Almost done, I must say I am more than happy with the results.
DRACULA:
(muffled acknowledgement)
DENTIST:
All done, if you'd care to sit up now and rinse.
CAMERA PANS ROUND TO SEE DRACULA IN DENTISTS CHAIR SPITTING OUT THE LAST OF THE MOUTH WASH
DENTIST:
(HOLDING UP A MIRROR)
Smile
Dracula beams an A lister Hollywood perfect style smile, no longer sporting a set of canine's.
DRACULA:
(Sheer Horror)
Nooooooooo! How am I meant to feed off the innocent?
Dracula jumps out of the chair and chases the dentist into a corner then starts laying into him in an over dramatic 1930's hollywood film style.
DENTIST:
Good god man get off me, it's not like you are a real vampire you fool.
DRACULA:
(pauses his dramatic attack)
Say what you will now, for you will never see tomorrow.
DENTIST:
OK, well I held up a mirror and there was a reflection, vampires don't have reflections in mirrors.
DRACULA:
Pah, it's down to physics, light reflects off objects therefore you see them and me too.
Resumes his attack.
DENTIST:
That's a valid point...ooof....however I could also smell garlic on your breath.
DRACULA:
Really? Garlic breath? Breath with garlic? (winks to camera)
DENTIST:
Yes
He curses and heads for the door slamming it behind him.
DENTIST:
(pulling himself together)
F**king celebrities
Suddenly the door flings open to see dracula stood there waving his finger
DRACULA:
Wait now, wait, Now I remember ohhhhh how I remember, Last night I drank the blood, drank the blood of an Italian man, garlic breath by proxy.
With that the dentist opens the window blinds.
DENTIST:
And it's midday day.
Dracula pulls out a set of classic 80's Ray Bans.
DENTIST:
(shouts)
Out!
I got the premise of this from Nigel Kelly's Dentist Quickie.
Not to sure whether the;
'Garlic breath? Breath with garlic? (winks to camera)'
is just too much and about 6 years out of date.
