INT: CORRIDOR: A chap in desert robes and headscarf, wearing a suicide bomb belt pushes through a door marked 'INSURGENTS'.
Pan across to show a woman in a burkha pushing through a door marked 'INSURLADIES'.
F/X: Sound of toilet flushing.
Terrorist quickie
Yeah, that's good.
Very good quickie.
Like it!
Fast and f**ked up. Nice one.
You are the bomb ! A good'un.
Good gag. Nice one.
Bo.
Very good
Very nice, you funny thing you.