Captain s**ts his pants 2

A COLLECTION OF JOURNALISTS AND POLICE OFFICERS ARE STANDING ON TOP OF A TALL BUILDING BY A SEARCHLIGHT THE CHIEF OF POLICE IS ADRESSING THE CROWD

CHIEF

Captain shits his pants our brown defender, the dark and pungent guardian has given us a gift. A signal by which we can summon him in our hour of need.

Behold the scat signal.

ACTIVATES SEARCHLIGHT IT SHOWS AN ILLUMINATED GIANT TURD ON THE NIGHT SKY.

POLICE OFFICER SPEAKS TO A JOURNALIST NEXT TO HIM.

POLICE

So Clark Stench, do you know his secret identitY?

JOURNALIST

Maybe I do..

LOUD FARTY NOISE

POLICE

Did you jsut shit your pants?

A possible part of the unfilmable justice league Winchester.

I liked the 'scat signal' joke, but it's all a bit too crass for the delicate little flower that I am.

It's not difficult to imagine Leigh Francis as Captain Shits His Pants/Clark Stench. I'd send it to him Sooty.

This sounds like a 'jobbie' for Pooperman!

If not super duper pooper man!

And hey I can do crass amongst other things.

I am a Micheal Angelo of filth.

I think the captain needs an arch enemy.

Mandrex or This Charmin man?

Mandrex. IMHO

While I'm at it how about a sexy sidekick, Tena Lady?

Now that's just genius, if I ever sell this horrible thing I'll give you a credit.

Not much danger of that though?