My 2-bits worth-very off-the cuff so untrimmed: Especially would like a parody "The F-word aka The F-Air".
1)TARA RAMSAY: Gordon, it's always F-that and F-this with you, and now you've F-ed her and had an F-air. Now get out of my F-ing kitchen.
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Ramsay recipe-style clip: "Take an arsey Scotsman, book a room at Claridges. Put a slag on top. Add a splash of cheap bonk. The five-minute quickie. Done.
ENTER JEFFREY ARCHER: You make a meal out of everything Gordon, when I was in Cambridge, I knocked up the same thing in half the time."
RAMSAY:
Ah Jeffrey, you're still a F**king liar. Now get out of my F**king kitchen.
ENTER HEALTH AND SAFETY OFFICER:
Aha! Your f**king kitchen, eh. That's very unhygienic, I'm going to have to shut you down.
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3)
A take on that film with Michael Douglas and Glenn Close, which I forget the name of:
Gordon walks into his kitchen late at night, there is a steaming pot, he opens it, there's a rabbit boiling inside.
GORDON:
What a f**king kitchen nightmare. Stupid f**king slag, the kids and I weren't planning on having Flopsy and Thumper till Christmas.
No, not trying to prove anything, just got a load of ideas after reading your sketch.