SUPER: "FINDING JESUS"
EXT. PARK - DAY
LEE IS OUT WALKING HIS DOG. AS HE ROUNDS A TREE HE SEES JESUS ATTEMPTING TO HIDE.
JESUS:
You found me! Okay, now it's my turn!
HE TURNS TO FACE THE TREE.
JESUS (CONT):
One Mississippi, Two Mississippi, Three Mississippi….
LEE WALKS AWAY LOOKING FAINTLY EMBARRASSED.
Like it.
What about Lee stands in some dog muck or something first?
E.g.
LEE IS OUT WALKING HIS DOG IN THE PARK. HE STEPS IN SOME DOG MESS AND LOOKS DOWN AT HIS FOOT.
LEE
Jesus!
JESUS STEPS OUT FROM BEHIND A TREE LOOKING DISPPOINTED.
JESUS
Oh, you found me.
Or Jesus is happy and tries to carry on the game as you wrote originally.
You're opening the Pandora's box Bussell.
Quote: sootyj @ November 24 2008, 5:02 PM GMTYou're opening the Pandora's box Bussell.
Hm? Of Sooty Jesus sketches? I liked this.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ November 24 2008, 5:03 PM GMTHm? Of Sooty Jesus sketches? I liked this.
Well I am the way, the light and the truth.
I was thinking more of asking a deliberately dodgy question just before the thread.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 24 2008, 5:02 PM GMTLike it.
What about Lee stands in some dog muck or something first?
E.g.
LEE IS OUT WALKING HIS DOG IN THE PARK. HE STEPS IN SOME DOG MESS AND LOOKS DOWN AT HIS FOOT.
LEE
Jesus!JESUS STEPS OUT FROM BEHIND A TREE LOOKING DISPPOINTED.
JESUS
Oh, you found me.Or Jesus is happy and tries to carry on the game as you wrote originally.
That's another great variation. I feel a runner coming on...
Quote: David Bussell @ November 24 2008, 5:06 PM GMTThat's another great variation. I feel a runner coming on...
Like Lee falls in the pond, Jesus drags him out. Jesus has saved him! Do i get writing credits/fees for these?
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 24 2008, 5:10 PM GMTLike Lee falls in the pond, Jesus drags him out. Jesus has saved him! Do i get writing credits/fees for these?
In a perfect world you would. But guess what.
Couldn't work up huge enthusiasm for it as it is, written down, but placed in a sketch show, maybe with a good lead in title then I think I would laugh my head off at it. But that's a guess.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 24 2008, 5:02 PM GMTLike it.
What about Lee stands in some dog muck or something first?
E.g.
LEE IS OUT WALKING HIS DOG IN THE PARK. HE STEPS IN SOME DOG MESS AND LOOKS DOWN AT HIS FOOT.
LEE
Jesus!JESUS STEPS OUT FROM BEHIND A TREE LOOKING DISPPOINTED.
JESUS
Oh, you found me.Or Jesus is happy and tries to carry on the game as you wrote originally.
Not sure about the original, however Double D's raised a smile 