A SEAN CONNERY STYLE BOND IS TALKING TO M
M
Britain needs you 007 a supervillain has this country by the Thunderballs.
SEAN
Blofeld, Drax those 2 gays guys?
M
He's known as Brown and he's made the UKs budget for the next century vanish.
SEAN
He's stolen it the devil?
M
No he's a cunning swine he's pissed it up the wall.
SEAN
So you want me to kill him. Brown him off, a Bottle of Brown deadly force, Brown him in the bath....
M
Shut up! Here's got your equipment here.
BOND
What is it armour plated johnnies?
Q
Passport and cheque book.
SEAN
Armour plated passport and a fully automatic cheque book?
M
No we want you to move back to England and pay your 45% tax you chisseling jock.
Q
I won't I'm OO7 license to fill in Spanish citizenship application.
M
That's it we'll just have to write another Bond Book send in the new author.
JORDAN
Allo Jordan ere I'm more f**king popular than Harry Potter. Bond had a big weapon and a huge cock.