Never tell her you do not like the way she arranges her words.
Things you should never do to a woman.... Page 4
Quote: Tim Walker @ November 24 2008, 1:51 AM GMTThings you should never do to a man? ...Don't treat it like a plunger that you're trying to unblock a sink with.
No, DO treat it like a plunger. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a sink needs unblocking. 
I hope it's not got a waste disposal unit in it.
Why couldn't you have given me the tip-off earlier? Now, I do have a tip off and resting on a bag of frozen peas. And the paramedic's a lady too.
Now that's what I call hardcore.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ November 24 2008, 2:32 AM GMTYou have CLEARLY never been to Devon.
I grew-up in Bristol! My first port of call was Devon for holidays. My first proper girlfriend was from Kingsteigton! Seriously, she was 15 and her favourite band was The Wurzels - weird, because they're Somerset (one of them, anyway) - but - "How Very Dare You?" (ha ha I love that catchphrase - it's funny because it's true!).
(Is there a smiley-type thing that can suggest good humour without taking me back in my brain to my confused teenage rave-party years?)
Quote: Tim Walker @ November 25 2008, 2:37 AM GMT