Forgive list

THE POPE IS KIPPING ON STAGE CARDINAL SIN COMES ON WITH A BOOK.

CARDINAL

Pope Benny, Pope Benny time to wake up. Pope Benny Brad Pitt's become a catholic and he wants you to take his confession.

POPE

Where? Oh very funny what is it Cardinal Sin?

CARDINAL

I was looking through the Vatican records and it turns out we forgave the Beatles for being rude about Jesus.

POPE

Only 30 years after they broke up and 2 of them died. Is there any one else we forgot to tell we forgave?

CARDINAL READS BOOK

CARDINAL

Let's see, the Jews.

POPE

What's an inquisition between friends?

CARDINAL

Women.

POPE

I still don't like 'em.

CARIDNAL

Gays.

POPE

Oh that's a shame.

CARDINAL

Why? Do you think their sin is to grave for redemption.

POPE

Well it's no fun if it isn't naughty. We still hate Muslims don't we?

CARDINAL CHECKS BOOK

Yes it's in the book, Muslims are still feckers and gobshites.

POPE

Oh kiss me and call me Mohammed you crazy fool.

I was with you up to the feckers and gobshite bit. The sketch loses focus here. Needs to written so mabye try again?

Aah that's the whole point, I'm painting him as a sexual degenerate.

Who if he can't have his sinister kicks being gay, will pretend to be a Muslim.

If that doesn't work then the sketch kinda dies a death,

I laughed.