To the tune of DECK THE HALLS
So the country's in recession
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Still, it's not all that depressing
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Least we can still drive around
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
‘Cos petrol costs less than a pound
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
So, the banks have lost their money
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Really it is rather funny
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If you're a re-dun-dant banker
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
Got your bonus early, you lucky w**ker
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
While the rest of us are crying.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Gordon Brown has started smiling
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Though the Country's in the clink
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
Let's f**k it all, and have a drink
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
