INT- ROOM IN CASTLE KEEP
A door slowly opens and in staggers LINK. He is obviously exhausted and out of breath.
LINK
Princess Zelda, Princess Zelda I've done it. I've done it!! I travelled over the whole kingdom in this world and the spirit world. I reassembled the Fused Shadows and travelled through forests and temples, mines and desserts, dungeons and caves. I have seen things others couldn't even dream of and have fought spirits, dragons, monsters and all kinds of dark forces of evil. I completed annoyingly hard puzzles, fought unbelievably difficult bosses and searched the lands far and wide for heart containers, bottles, fairies, potions, keys, compasses and all sorts of crap like that. I collected all eight fragments of the triforce of wisdom and used its powers to defeat Ganondorf. I have fought and killed many on my journey, and even got killed myself...luckily coming back to life again... Princess Zelda I have done so much and I have done it all for you.
On this journey I have grown from a mere boy into a man and now I am here to claim my prize.
PRINCESS ZELDA turns around and we see her face. She is what can only be described as ‘an absolute munter'. LINKs face drops in horror
LINK
Uhhh.. I think I've made some kind of mistake…
LINK slowly backs away and then quickly hurries out of the door
