HILARY IS TALKING TO BARACK.
HILARY
Hey Barack how are you enjoying your 4 years as president (UNDER BREATH) only 4 years won't be long.
BARACK
Actually Hilary I have a job you might be able to do for your country?
HILARY
Anything clean the Whitehouse, buy coffee, president? Are you retiring early, you've been president for so long?
BARACK
No more important.
HILARY
I'm not doing a Monica Lewinsky! It's the oval office not the oval orrifice!
BARACK
No silly secretary of state.
HILARY
Aah that's ok.
BARACK
Now here's your secretary of state hat.
HANDS HER SOME GIANT EARS,
face pack.
HANDS HER SOME BOOT POLISH
and speech.
HILARY (HILARY)
Hello my name is Barack ha ha, bet you racist numbskulls can't shoot me.