British Comedy Guide

Amnesty

DAVID AND BORIS ARE TALKING.

DAVID

Boris why are you supporting this amnesty for illegal imigrants?

BORIS

Oh imigrants bring so much to London Dave, the cheery Polish builder, the smiling trafficked Lithuanian whore, the whistling Saudi suicide bomber.

DAVID

Boris some people say you're going to make a play for my job?

BORIS

Gosh what a silly idea Dave. Why would I beloved Paddington Bear impersonator and all time favorite Have I got news for you presenter want to replace you?

DAVID

Well just see you don't. Or I'll thrash you like I did when we were in the Bullingdon club.

BORIS

Gosh no Dave, now can I get you a lift home?

DAVID

That's very decent of you.

BORIS (INTO INTERCOM)

Can you send up Abu Hamza? I've got a collection for him.

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