DAVID AND BORIS ARE TALKING.
DAVID
Boris why are you supporting this amnesty for illegal imigrants?
BORIS
Oh imigrants bring so much to London Dave, the cheery Polish builder, the smiling trafficked Lithuanian whore, the whistling Saudi suicide bomber.
DAVID
Boris some people say you're going to make a play for my job?
BORIS
Gosh what a silly idea Dave. Why would I beloved Paddington Bear impersonator and all time favorite Have I got news for you presenter want to replace you?
DAVID
Well just see you don't. Or I'll thrash you like I did when we were in the Bullingdon club.
BORIS
Gosh no Dave, now can I get you a lift home?
DAVID
That's very decent of you.
BORIS (INTO INTERCOM)
Can you send up Abu Hamza? I've got a collection for him.