HITLER AND A POLICE OFFICER ARE STANDING NEXT TO EACH OTHER.
JAQUI SMITH WALKS ON.
JAQUI
Right we've reason to believe there are members of the BNP in the police. The police is no place for Nazis, no seriously it isn't. So I've got some questions for you 'orrible lot.
What do you say to a Black man in a BMW?
POLICE
Cor sir nice wheels!
JAQUI
You'd judge him on the car he drives? You Nazi.
ADOLF
Achtung Panzer!
JAQUI
Right you see a woman in a burqa struggling with her shopping.
POLICE
Good morning mam, can I help with your shopping?
JAQUI
Good morning? Good morning? Her whole family might be in Guantanomo Bay you patronising Nazi.
ADOLF
Sieg heil!
JAQUI
Right PC Ivor Truncheon you're fired you racist. Adolf can you hang on for a moment?
ADOLF
Sheisse, I can not remember where I was in 1945, some of my best friends are...
JAQUI
Oh you silly man we want you to be the new head of the Met.
ADOLF
Bitte?
JAQUI
You're a bully who's lacking balls, you're perfect.
ADOLF
Ein volk, ein Reich, ein congestion charge!