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Smelly of choice. Page 5

I don't use any aftershave. I don't smell of anything. When I stand next to blind people, they are unaware of my presence.

Paul Smith - Extreme

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I'd have to say that Issey Miyake is what I use to get the girls wet.

Quote: Ben @ November 25 2008, 12:53 PM GMT

I'd have to say that Issey Miyake is what I use to get the girls wet.

You really should stop pouring it over them. It stings the eyes, you know.

Oh there's going to be such verbal sparring on Saturday night!

I just paddle about in my own shit.

Quote: Ben @ November 25 2008, 1:04 PM GMT

Oh there's going to be such verbal sparring on Saturday night!

Saturday? I thought it was Friday?

Nope. Friday night's for fighting.

Quote: Ben @ November 25 2008, 1:41 PM GMT

Nope. Friday night's for fighting.

Damn it! You didn't fall for my evil twisted plan...

and I'm a really shy and retiring person in real life.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 25 2008, 1:56 PM GMT

Damn it! You didn't fall for my evil twisted plan...

and I'm a really shy and retiring person in real life.

Wow! Me too! Until I've had a few beers!

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 25 2008, 9:49 AM GMT

Depends on the receiver. A nice expensive perfum isn't something a lot of women would ever buy for themselves, so it can be a nice treat if adequate thought has been put into it.

Ah, good point I suppose, yes.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 25 2008, 1:56 PM GMT

I'm a really shy and retiring person in real life.

I think most of us are!

Or at least some of us.

Ok, me and zooo.

Quote: Aaron @ November 25 2008, 6:49 PM GMT

I think most of us are!

Or at least some of us.

Ok, me and zooo.

Actually I was joking. I wear loud clothing and chat to strangers.

That's good then. One less person in our quiet corner! :)

DKNY - Delicious and Delicious Red..

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