PARODY TO THE TUNE OF "DOWN AT THE OLD BULL AND BUSH"
Come, come, come feast your eyes on me
Now I've got balls not a bush
Laa la la la la
I Had some surgery done on me
Now I've got balls not a bush
Want to give myself a hand,
Laa la la la la la la
But there's one problem I fear,
I still masturbate like a girl
Now I've got balls not a bush.
I just don't know what to do
Now I've got balls not a bush,
Bush, Bush!