More Hitler and the Rabbi

HITLER AND THE RABBI GO SWIMMING

SCENE IS INSIDE THE CHANGING ROOMS AT THE SWIMMING BATHS

RABBI
So what shall we do after our swim

HITLER
I thought we might go for lunch somewhere

RABBI
Where do you suggest

HITLER
What about "The Grapevine"

RABBI
Oh no, that place is vegetarian

HITLER
What about "The Hog Roast"

RABBI
Oh no, I can't eat pork

HITLER
Well it's my turn to choose, so you will have to pick one of them

RABBI
But I don't want to go to either!

HITLER
Let's talk about this later……….After your shower!

Tom seriously you're not digging a productive furrow on this one.

Have to agree here, can't see a coherent joke. For a start, why are Hitler and a Rabbi talking like buddies?

As for the sketch, I really don't understand "Well, it's my turn to choose, so you'll have to pick one of them".
The other sketch again doesn't seem to make much sense, why is Hitler copying the Rabbi? Seems a bit like some old punchlines randomly placed in a sketch.

Think your other stuff's been much better

I disagree with the others, the idea that pre war Hitler had a jewish buddy is hilarious, you could run this to a conclusion where they fall out and we all know the consequenses.
You could say why sell a dead parrot, but that worked

Quote: Rob0 @ November 23 2008, 9:18 PM GMT

For a start, why are Hitler and a Rabbi talking like buddies?

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Why would a man buy a dead parrot?
Why would a man in a wheelchair be able to walk?
Why would a gorilla rescued from the jungle be on a talk show?
Why would Craig David be a yorkshireman with a pet Kestrel?
Why would a minstrel from a circus kidnap women and call them Dave?

1 He didn't realise it was dead till he got home.
2 He's faking it to exploit his friend, that or laziness.
3 Because his owner claimed he taught him to talk.
4 Because like the kid from Kes he's misunderstood and bullied.
5 Because he's pure evil and needs women to power the magical animals in his circus.

Hitler may speak to a Rabbi, but you need a more convincing reason why he'd be friends.

Family Guy did it quite neatly, with the clip of Hitler at the gymn.

TomG you're a good writer why are you so hooked on this rather unlikeable runner?

Quote: sootyj @ November 24 2008, 6:42 PM GMT

TomG you're a good writer why are you so hooked on this rather unlikeable runner?

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Asks the author of Captain Shits His Pants.

It's a bit obvious and not very funny.

I don't like this, i don't think it's very good; certainly not funny.