British Comedy Guide

Hitler and the Rabbi

HITLER AND A RABBI ARE SITTING COMPLETING FORMS AT A TABLE

A SIGN AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SCREEN READS "GERMANY 1938"

HITLER
Religion? I don't think I follow religion?

RABBI
Well what are your beliefs do you believe God created the world?

HITLER
I don't know. what did you put?

RABBI
It is your beliefs not mine. Do you think we are here because of the big bang?

HITLER
What did you put?

RABBI
Well I am an Orthodox Jew

HITLER PICKS UP HIS PEN AND WRITES ON THE FORM

RABBI
Well?

HITLER
Unorthodox Jew

Sorry this one just doesn't seem to make much sense.

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