British Comedy Guide

Dentist Quickie

INT. DAY. DENTIST.

CAMERA FOCUS ON DENTIST.

DENTIST:
Everything as it should be with your teeth sir?

CAMERA PANS ROUND TO SEE DRACULA IN DENTISTS CHAIR.

DRACULA:
No.

DRACULA PULLS SET OF JOKE CHATTERING TEETH FROM MOUTH INTO RINSE BASIN WHERE THEY MOVE AROUND.

Fantastic but why's is it Dracula?

Could also see a sequel where a guy comes in complaining his teeth hurt.

And it's joke teeth attached to his bum.

I suppose it doesn't have to be Dracula, I just thought of him as his fangs are important to him. Thanks.

Quote: sootyj @ November 23 2008, 10:58 AM GMT

Could also see a sequel where a guy comes in complaining his teeth hurt.

And it's joke teeth attached to his bum.

Nice idea

Quote: sootyj @ November 23 2008, 10:58 AM GMT

Could also see a sequel where a guy comes in complaining his teeth hurt.

And it's joke teeth attached to his bum.

How's about a guy comes in complaining of sensitive teeth.
then see joke teeth on bum.
Man (no teeth voice): I only said they were looking a little yellow.

Can't say this worked for me at all, wouldn't raise a smile let alone laughter if watched as a sketch.

Sorry :(

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