Hi, I've send this one to Newsrevue. It's about 2 tabloid journalists who get pulled over for speeding by a female police officer. Please feed back if poss.
BOT FUZZ!
INT DAY. A MALE AND A FEMALE TABLOID JOURNALIST ARE PULLED OVER FOR SPEEDING BY A FEMALE POLICE OFFICER.
Male hack:
Phwoooar!
WPC:
I’m sorry, sir?
Female hack:
Wow! Girls in blue dress to impress!
WPC:
Is this your car, Madam?
Male hack:
She’s the boss!
WPC:
Gonna have to give you a fixed penalty -
Male hack:
That’s chest the job!
THE WPC TAKES HER GLOVES OFF.
Male hack:
Hot fuzz! WPC in sexy striptease!
WPC:
You were doing 45 in a 30 zone:
Female hack:
She’s top of the cops!
WPC SLAPS THE FEMALE HACK ACROSS THE FACE WITH HER GLOVE
Male hack:
Shame of sexy cop in S & M rap!
FEMALE HACK RIPS OPEN THE WPC’S SHIRT
Female hack:
What an arresting pair!
Male hack:
Let’s make glove!
Female hack:
Strip cop takes down her particulars!
WPC:
Right, you’re both nicked!
SHE SLAMS HER HANDS DOWN ON THE HACKS’ SHOULDERS, THERE IS A STRUGGLE AND THE HACKS ESCAPE.
Male hack:
Keystone Cops! Sex attack speed probe cock up.
THEY FLEE OFF STAGE, LEAVING THE WPC ALONE, DISHEVELLED AND DISORIENTATED.
WPC:
What’s the story? Local journos in grope quiz.
CUT
