British Comedy Guide

BNP camps

3 PEOPLE IN PUB (JIM TIM AND LIN)

JIM

Have you read about this list of people who belong to the BNP?

TIM

Disgusting isn't it, at my school we've got one. We're going to sack him of course.

LIN

You should tatoo BNP on his forhead so every one can see what a bigot he is.

JIM

Infact the BNP are so evil you should tatoo him and beat him up first.

TIM

Savagely, break his arms they are so evil.

LIN

We should put them all camps, these evil people in the BNP, they are so very,

TIM

Very

JIM

Evil.

TIM

But if you put them in camps they might have sex with other members of the BNP.

JIM

And of course their children would also join the BNP.

TIM

And there's be millions of them soon and you can't tell if some one is in the BNP just by looking at them.

LIN

We should kill them, get them all in the camps, tatoo them and then kill them.

JIM

Yes it's the democratic thing to do.

TIM

After all they are Nazis.

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