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Jeff Stelling: New host of Countdown Page 5

Quote: Rob H @ May 26 2011, 9:44 PM BST

I thought that was our little secret...

I can't trust Imogen tho' ...

Quote: zooo @ May 26 2011, 3:00 PM BST

Did they decide the only people they wanted to watch Countdown were 30 something males?

Surely Countdown's largely watched by the elderly, so the totty is really for the benefit of pensioners who aren't online. As such, it's quite a nice thing for Channel 4 to do.

I think the oldies preferred Carol. She was young to them.
To them, the new girl's probably dressed like a dirty prostitute.

Quote: zooo @ May 27 2011, 4:02 PM BST

I think the oldies preferred Carol. She was young to them.
To them, the new girl's probably dressed like a dirty prostitute.

An they wouldn't like that...why?

Quote: Tuumble @ May 26 2011, 2:45 PM BST
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Damn, I gotta start watching Countdown!

Quote: chipolata @ May 27 2011, 4:10 PM BST

An they wouldn't like that...why?

Because not everybody is as pervy as you.

And anyway, what are the female OAPs meant to get their excitement from? Gyles flipping Brandreth?

Besides, people shouldn't watch Countdown to become moist knickered. It's supposed to be a nice cosy corner of telly world where brains are more important.

Quote: zooo @ May 27 2011, 4:22 PM BST

Besides, people shouldn't watch Countdown to become moist knickered.

I think that happens with old people anyway. Errr

Quote: zooo @ May 27 2011, 4:22 PM BST

Because not everybody is as pervy as you.

And anyway, what are the female OAPs meant to get their excitement from?

It is a well documented biological fact that women lose their interest in sex at 35.

Quote: chipolata @ May 27 2011, 4:25 PM BST

It is a well documented biological fact that women lose their interest in sex at 35.

That's a good job, cus I can only go for 34 mins.

Quote: chipolata @ May 27 2011, 4:25 PM BST

It is a well documented biological fact that women lose their interest in sex at 35.

Lol, isn't that actually supposed to be the age where they reach their sexual peak? And men's peak is 17.
Do men lose interest after 17?.... Nope.
Do the math(s)!

Quote: Leevil @ May 27 2011, 4:24 PM BST

I think that happens with old people anyway. Errr

Hee.

Quote: zooo @ May 27 2011, 4:33 PM BST

sexual peak

What does that even mean? For a man I assumes it means quality and durability of erection. But what does it mean in a woman's case? Eh?

Also, the 35 sexual peak for women doesn't make sense as I'm guessing a 17 year old woman is able to bounce around for longer than a 35 year old. So shouldn't their peak be 17 too? Eh?

I'm not sure what they mean, to be honest.
Maybe it means they think about it the most at that time, and are extra horny.

Quote: zooo @ May 27 2011, 4:46 PM BST

I'm not sure what they mean, to be honest.
Maybe it means they think about it the most at that time... and are extra horny.

No, that's at four months pregnant. Brazen hussies.

Any sane person should be at their peak from teenager onwards, really. For sex is quite fun and that.

Quote: chipolata @ May 27 2011, 4:42 PM BST

I'm guessing a 17 year old woman is able to bounce around for longer than a 35 year old. So shouldn't their peak be 17 too? Eh?

You're asking us?

I haven't been out with a 17 year old girl since I was, er, 17.

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