2 TERRORIST BASTARDS HAVE SOME HOSTAGES.
TERRORIST1
Well the deadlines past prepare to die.
TERRORIST2
No one can save you.
SUDDENLY A SUPERHERO BURST IN
Never fear captain (BEAT) hang on you haven't shot anyone.
TERRORIST1
So you can't do us for murder.
TERRORIST2
We surrender.
SUPERHERO
Oh well I'll come back in a sec, give you a chance to you know...
TERRORIST1
If I kill some one I'll get the death sentence.
TERRORIST2
And I couldn't live with the guilt.
SUPERHERO
Yeh but every one'll laugh at you in prison, they'll call you "cherry," and "Jill, Jill, to much of a girl to kill,"
TERRORSIT1
What kind of a superhero are you, you're bloody cracked you are.
POLICE BURST IN AND GRAB THE TERRORISTS.
POLICE CHIEF
Well done you've captured these evil doers and it's off to jail with them.
SUPERHERO
Couldn't you shoot them, they look quite dangerous?
POLICE CHIEF
They're handcuffed.
SUPERHERO
Still...
POLICE CHIEF
Batman warned me about you Captain Necrophilia.
SUPERHERO
Rat's cocks.
POLICE CHIEF ANSWERS HIS RADIO.
POLICE CHIEF
Oh my God there's been an explosion at the Science Museum.
SUPERHERO
This sounds like a job for Captain Necrophilia.
POLICE CHIEF
Thank God no one's dead yet.
SUPERHERO
Maybe later.
