Hmmmm
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Yes which means I can't have my name changed. What would I have it changed to though?
Jubbly's? 
I knew it would be a reference to my incredible breasts!
I like Ellie, I'm not too worried about the JP though.
It stands for Jacket Potato.
This name change is a temporary one. (Long story.)
This name change wasn't on a whim, there was a legitimate and private reason for it.
Nil Putters, I do declare you a big fecking snitch!! 
Up yours wobbly head!
Pot! Kettle! Black!
My kettle's white.
Pot calling kettle honky?