Who takes your money and reads the news?
Jeremy Taxman
How many of you have full time/part time jobs? Page 4
I work part time at the moment so have plenty of time for writing. Doesn't mean I'm actually doing any though.
Who reads the news and dresses like a lady?
Jeremy Paxwoman.
Edited. I can't believe i had to edit this.
Does Paxman mean like peace man?
Quote: Marc P @ November 20 2008, 1:55 PM GMT13 K what were you claiming for?
Oh don't ask...I was basically singled out for a spot tax investigation and they went back years, and so even though the individual amounts were quite small they all added up and the rest is history.
I can't really blame the taxman, it was down to sloppy book-keeping so it's a lesson learned. And how was I to know you can't claim for a Thai Ladyboy's services?
Who reads the news and also runs a corner shop?
Jeremy Pak-
Ooh. Wait a minute.
Who reads the news and goes up chickens' arses?
Jeremy Paxoman.
Who reads the news and gives you diarreah?
Jeremy ExLaxman
Who reads the news and isn't called Trevor McDonald?
Jeremy Paxman.
Who's Jeremy Paxman?
Who reads the news and sends paper messages?
Jeremy Faxman
Quote: Griff @ November 20 2008, 2:02 PM GMTWho reads the news and is also is a telecommunications technology used to transfer copies of documents over the telephone network?
snap!
Who reads the news and has a violent temper?
Jeremy Whacks-man.
Quote: Nick Rivers @ November 20 2008, 2:01 PM GMTWho reads the news and isn't called Trevor McDonald?
Jeremy Paxman.
Reginald Bosanquet
Who kills newsreaders?
Who reads the news and is also a part-time drugs baron?
Jeremy Crack-man.
These are getting really bad now.