The most outrageous lie... Page 3

Quote: Lee Henman @ November 20 2008, 10:37 PM GMT

I don't think I've told any lies to get someone INTO bed but I did tell a lie to get OUT of bed once. It was with my first girlfriend Pauline (yes really), and I was still a virgin. I was 14 and she was 17.
She got me into bed and dragged me on top of her. I tried to get it in but I couldn't because my fozzer was too tight, so I told her that I'd have to stop because I had a bruise on my willy. She asked how I'd done it and I said I'd fallen against a desk at school.

Now let us never speak of this again.

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At 14 how did you pull a 17 year old?!

And presumably being a virgin at 14 was considered a bit square coming from the north-east?

Quote: Aaron @ November 20 2008, 10:39 PM GMT

Fozzer?

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Not just me then.

Quote: Aaron @ November 20 2008, 10:39 PM GMT

Fozzer?

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Foreskin

Quote: Seefacts @ November 20 2008, 10:39 PM GMT

At 14 how did you pull a 17 year old?!

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I was five foot 11 and shaving by the time I was 12. That's not a joke. I never grew an inch taller. Wider, yes...

Quote: Lee Henman @ November 20 2008, 10:40 PM GMT

Foreskin

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Ah. Well, I'm not sure how that stops it from going in... But then I suppose I never tried to have sex at 14.

Quote: Aaron @ November 20 2008, 10:41 PM GMT

Ah. Well, I'm not sure how that stops it from going in... But then I suppose I never tried to have sex at 14.

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It does stop it going in, believe me. It hurt like buggery. Which I didn't try until I was 15.

Damn you Uncle Eddie.

I would've loved to lose my virginity to an older girl. As things turned out, I lost it to a girl from the year below me, in school, and I'd told her I wasn't a virgin.

Mine was older. If mine had been younger I would have been a paedophile.

Dammit. If only I'd had sex with 15 year olds while I had the chance...
Cor.

Quote: zooo @ November 20 2008, 11:48 PM GMT

Mine was older. If mine had been younger I would have been a paedophile.

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Also.

:/

I'm just thinking how old you would have been when I was 16.
Bwahaha.
I may have been babysitting older kids!

Oh dear.

Heh! Blimey.

Ahem.

Quote: zooo @ November 21 2008, 12:13 AM GMT

I'm just thinking how old you would have been when I was 16.
Bwahaha.
I may have been babysitting older kids!

Oh dear.

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How old are you then Zooooooooooooo?

Do the maths, boy-o!

Quote: Aaron @ November 21 2008, 12:33 AM GMT

Do the maths, boy-o!

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I can't. I can't remember how old you are.

Zooo is 23.