A NERD IS BEING INTERVIEWED.
NERD
So me and Thrungmarr invaded the cave of the evil demon Bumra, but I had a poker of +500, and....
MANAGER
Shut up Dereck.
NERD.
But I had boots of bum kicking, and then I got an IM from Lord Dingleberry who's a total nube.
MANAGER
Dereck shut up, how are all the children you're responsible ofr?
NERD
Children what children ? Sorry it's since social workers spend 80% of our time on computers, we've all become nerds. We're treating child care as a huge MMPORG
MANAGER
What?
NERD
Massive multiple player online role playing game. We call it world of poorcraft, I am slaying a huge stack of contact reports at the moment, it's well weapon.
MANAGER
Did God this is insane! Don't you ever actually visit any children in need?
NERD
Hyak hyak, course not how'd I ever get to do all my paperwork? It's not like any one ever gets killed?
MANAGER
Not that we'd know.