An idea for a sketch on the radio...see what it reminds you of.
PART 1
(Mid-way through show, a crackling announcer suddenly begins talking)
ANNOUNCER
We apologise for the interruption to your broadcast. We have just received word of loud and aggressive shouting coming from the home of Katie Price and Peter Andre. Our colleagues at Heat magazine claim that there have been talks of a domestic disturbance between the two celebrities for some time now. We will keep you updated if we receive more information, but for now we return you to Prime Time Time with Micky Malone.
(Show continues)
PART 2
(Mid-way through a song, a crackling announcer returns)
ANNOUNCER
We interrupt your broadcast once more to bring you an important news flash. Further to our announcement earlier regarding raised voices at the residence of Katie Price and Peter Andrew, our correspondence from Heat magazine has just received words that suitcases have seen to have been thrown from a downstairs window at the family home. We will attempt to get a reporter at the scene of the disturbance as soon as possible for confirmation, but for now we are joined by Heat magazine writer Vicky Plugg.
VICKY PLUGG (slurring, drunken Londoner)
Graham, we are amazed at what we are seeing. However, we must reassure everybody that the chances of Peter and Katie splitting up are a thousand to one.
ANNOUNCER
Thank you Vicky Plugg.
VICKY PLUGG
Oh, I feel sick.
ANNOUNCER
We will return when we have more information, but now we once again return to Prime Time Time with Micky Malone.
PART 3
(Show continues)
(Mid-way through song, a crackling announcer returns)
ANNOUNCER
Our apologies for the further interruption to today's programme, but we have a futher important announcement. We can now join our reporter, Mike Orson, who is at the home of Katie Price and Peter Andre.
MIKE ORSON
Thank you, Graham. I'm outside the house where, as you can hear, there is a lot of unidentified words coming from inside the residence. Oh, wait, the front door is opening...I can just about make out a figure leaving the house. My God, it's unlike anything I've ever seen. It has two large spherical units and large red lips. It has large angry eyes and what looks like blonde snakes shooting out of the top of its head. Oh my...it's coming closer and it has a large bag in its left hand. The bag...it's...it's full of CDs! My God, she's throwing them our way. They're Peter Andre CDs and there's thousands of them all flying towards myself. This creature is assaulting us with Peter Andre albums!
KATIE PRICE
Get orf mah land you dozy bastard! Go on, fack off with your microphone!!
MIKE ORSON
Oh the humanity!!
(Recording cuts out suddenly and turns to static)