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Quote: Griff @ November 19 2008, 6:16 PM GMT

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Right, now for an Ian W avatar.

Quote: Griff @ November 19 2008, 7:30 PM GMT

Are you doing that f**king X-Ray vision thing again?

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Quote: Lee Henman @ November 19 2008, 7:32 PM GMT

"For f**k's sake Superman will you PLEASE wipe Lois's pube off your chin?"

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"What happens if I put MY name into Google... Holy shit!"

Oh, she was there for the good times alright, but would she stick around when the shit hit the fan

Even dressing up himself, Gok Kwan's How To Look Super series was still not exactly what people were expecting.

George was going have to bullshit his way out of this one if he didn't want people realising he didn't know which one of them exactly was Obama.

'This is f**king appalling. Where's that Linux disc?'

Despite getting equal rights for all gingerbread men everywhere, the idiot just pointed at the meteor that hit him full in the face.

Wee Willie Winkie Discovered Alive and Well

'mi gd Iv got gr8 titz. luk at deez dey r fckin' awsum. u wsh u had titz lik dem.'

Guitar Hero: Hippy was now completely wireless.

Tony had spend a fortune on Hornby's premium French Architecture range when his f**kwit brother turned the dial up to 'max'.

Irony Not Lost On Sting As He Is Drenched In Acid Rain

Quote: Griff @ November 19 2008, 6:14 PM GMT

"I wouldn't lay there - you'll bake."

"That was great - I've never had a fivesome before."

Sooty fan club finds an excuse to show off their packages.

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The extras on the DVD of Ralph, Hughie and the Technicolor Yawn were, quite frankly, toilet.

Quote: Griff @ November 19 2008, 6:16 PM GMT

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What sort of f**king mouse is this?

Championships were all well and good, but winning the biggest feet award was what it was really all about.

Simon Pegg was less than impressed about the casting of his biography. Nick Frost even less so.

Quote: Lee Henman @ November 19 2008, 6:44 PM GMT

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Table tennis goes for new raunchier image

EasyJet Unveils Latest Addition To The Fleet

Quote: Griff @ November 19 2008, 7:13 PM GMT

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Mike Dan-Carter - the nightmare continues. Keep your pecker up, Mike!

So, you work during the day and I work all night. So when, exactly, would you think we ever had time to meet for a drink?

In a meeting both said would never happen, Bill Oddie and Daniel Day-Lewis were finally teamed-up for buddy comedy Stoned Age