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You will have beautiful children, I'm sure of it.

Six months is definitely long term to me.

It takes me six months to get to first base, and I'm not talking Everest here. I'm a slow worker, a bit like erosion, maybe slower.

There are prison sentances longer than that!

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ November 19 2008, 10:36 PM GMT

You will have beautiful children, I'm sure of it.

Cue Sooty googling for hideous children images. :)

Quote: SlagA @ November 19 2008, 10:38 PM GMT

It takes me six months to get to first base, and I'm not talking Everest here. I'm a slow worker, a bit like erosion, maybe slower.

I'm a bit timid too. I like to get to know a person first. That's important to me.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ November 19 2008, 10:39 PM GMT

There are prison sentances longer than that!

There are Simpsons series longer than that.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ November 19 2008, 10:40 PM GMT

I like to get to know a person first. That's important to me.

Yes but will it hold up in court when you're caught going through their underwear drawer?

I think long term relationships are dependent on your own relationship history. For me, I've had two long term relationships over a year, one over 2. My one at the moment is a 4 monther, but will most probably be long term.

Quote: SlagA @ November 19 2008, 10:41 PM GMT

Yes but will it hold up in court when you're caught going through their underwear drawer?

Reminds me.... where did you buy that SHAFTMASTER 3000 vibrator? Pleased

Quote: EllieJP @ November 19 2008, 10:42 PM GMT

I think long term relationships are dependent on your own relationship history. For me, I've had two long term relationships over a year, one over 2. My one at the moment is a 4 monther, but will most probably be long term.

Is that that you're confident or you already consider it long term as such?

I'm 17. My definition of time is, therefore, different. :P

Confident I guess, without trying to jinx it.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ November 19 2008, 10:45 PM GMT

where did you buy that SHAFTMASTER 3000 vibrator? Pleased

I borrowed it. Next time I'll wash it before ... use. The follow-up jabs were extortionate.

Quote: SlagA @ November 19 2008, 10:47 PM GMT

I borrowed it. Next time I'll wash it before ... use.

I don't think I even NEED to ask who lent it out to you! Laughing out loud

Quote: SlagA @ November 19 2008, 10:47 PM GMT

Next time I'll wash it before ... use.

The pleasing aroma's half the point!

Sorry, involuntary O' Brother Where Art Thou reference.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ November 19 2008, 10:36 PM GMT

You will have beautiful children, I'm sure of it.

A Slaggs family outing. :)

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