Imagine my embarrassment.
I remember you mentioning sausages now.
I thought it was for the other thing...
I'm sorry, but more help needed with my situation Page 10
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ November 19 2008, 11:48 PM GMTYou didn't use the safety word!
It's not a "safety" word, it's a "safe" word... 
I thought you knew about these things.
We have an expert!
What's your safe word?
Quote: Huge Bear @ November 19 2008, 11:59 PM GMTIt's not a "safety" word, it's a "safe" word...
I thought you knew about these things.
I don't honestly! 
Quote: zooo @ November 20 2008, 12:00 AM GMTWe have an expert!
What's your safe word?
"Geronimo!!" usually works quite well
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ November 20 2008, 12:04 AM GMTI don't honestly!
Ah well, another twenty years' experience...
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ November 19 2008, 11:54 PM GMTNo, it was "Sausages".
I remember watching 'That's Life' and a dog said 'sausages' or as close to it as animally possible.
Is that what first inspired you to start using dogs in sexual play?
Quote: zooo @ November 20 2008, 12:11 AM GMTIs that what first inspired you to start using dogs in sexual play?
I did go out with a few bitches, yes.
As long as you don't say it to their faces, and just when you're with your 'homies' I'm sure it's just spectacular. 
Quote: PhQnix @ November 19 2008, 11:30 PM GMTIs it just me or does the ellipsis(sp?) there seem to imply that you're hitting on Ruby, in a sort of shy and measured manner?
Are you ill?
Quote: zooo @ November 19 2008, 11:47 PM GMTMy bumbum still hurts.
Ruby is a violent lover.
Quote: zooo @ November 20 2008, 12:18 AM GMTAs long as you don't say it to their faces, and just when you're with your 'homies' I'm sure it's just spectacular.
Oh, you wouldn't call a bitch a bitch to her face as you'd be probably be doing her doggy anyway
That is true.
Quote: Nigel Kelly @ November 20 2008, 12:10 AM GMTI remember watching 'That's Life' and a dog said 'sausages' or as close to it as animally possible.
I don't remember it being a Morten Harket lookalike moving the dog's jaw...but apparently it was! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tYAkiuaMZE
Quote: Lee Henman @ November 20 2008, 12:23 AM GMTI don't remember it being a Morten Harket lookalike moving the dog's jaw...but apparently it was! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tYAkiuaMZE
Good find.
Quote: Griff @ November 20 2008, 12:24 AM GMTDo you have to do your bitch's doggy as well as her these days? No wonder they're ramping up sex education in schools.
Ha!
So, thanks to everyone for your help yesterday. Even the negative comments are of help I suppose.
I'm not sure if this is progress, but I seemed to have moved to the lust stage now. Rather than being annoyed at her not texting me and letting me know about the date I seem to feel pure lust for her today.
Is this progress?