BATMAN AND ROBIN ARE TIED UP BACK TO BACK.
ROBIN
Holy transubstansiation Batman we're more nailed than Martin Luther's proposal.
BATMAN
But which of our fiendish foes has foiled us, the Joker, the Penguin, the Mad Hatter?
ENTER A MAN DRESSED AS A DRINKS CABINET WEARING A TURBAN, HE IS THE COCKTAIL SHEIK.
COCKTAIL
It is I the cocktail sheik, the world's most evil mixologist. Now meet my sweet, yet sticky band of evil; Midori,
A BRIGHT GREEN ORIENTAL DRAGON LADY APPEARS.
Benedict-crime.
AN EVIL MONK APPEARS.
Grenade-deen.
A SOLDIER DRESSED IN PURPLE WITH A BANDOLEER OF GRENADES.
And Gin and chronic.
TWO GANGSTER RAPPERS ARMED WITH LEMON SLICES AND ANGOSTOURA BITTERS.
BATMAN BURTS OUT LAUGHING.
ROBIN
Holy Dick Whittington, what a bunch of twats.
BATMAN.
Usually I'd disaprove of swearing, but they do like a bunch of c**ts old chum.
BATMAN AND ROBIN KEEP LAUGHING.
COCKTAIL
Shut up, shut up stop laughing.
BATMAN
Or you'll get all shook up?
ROBIN
Harvey bang us against a wall?
COCKTAIL
Look all the cool supervillain names were gone, Nightbane, the Riddler, the Joker. I got left with the Cocktail Sheik. I'm so going to kill you.
ROBIN
What choke us on a poorly mixed Cheeky Vimto?
COCKTAIL
No I'm going to make a Bathattan and Robin cocktail, bring out my atomic mixelator.
GRENADE-GREEN PUSHES ON A GIANT COCKTAIL MIXER.
COCKTAIL
Soon you will be shaken into a....stop laughing!
BATMAN AND ROBIN ARE AGAIN LAUGHING.
THE OTHER 3 VILLAINS HAVE BROUGHT ON A HUGE MARTINI GLASS, A FOOTBALL SIZED MARACHINO CHERRY AND A 6FOOT COCKTAIL UMBRELLA.
COCKTAIL
You're not helping.