Short and no where near as leftfield-filled as my mind generally is but I am at work (and meant to be working - slightly unreasonable expectation in my opinion...)
INT - NEWSAGENTS
CUSTOMER
<Walks to the counter and softly says> "Excuse me have you got something to help clear up dirarear?"
SHOPKEEPER
"Yes sir of course" <Turns to the remedies>
CUSTOMER
<Looks over his shoulder> "You'd better get started then!" <There is a brown trail leading from the shop door to the counter>
Very good, funny.
Good one Tam
Reformat it and claim your money from 118 118.
Good but when it said "Clear up", I thought that he had done it rather than he had wanted a cure for it, so I was expecting the ending. Maybe change the setting to a chemist or a doctors office?
Quote: David Bussell @ November 19 2008, 1:17 PM GMTReformat it and claim your money from 118 118.
Yeah it obviously does need reformatting (just been mugging up on the standard) currently it's a load of scatt!
That's some good shit.
Hehe, actually caught me out. Very funny
Sick and brilliant!!!!!