Ending might need some work but too tired - and just a quickie anyway.
TO THE TUNE OF HALF A SIXPENCE
As http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=aX04OFPJi4s
I read in the Sunday papers the pound is going down
There's fixed-rate bonds and there's dividends
They're all f**ked ‘cause of Gordon Brown
He says that gold bullion
Is still worth quite a lot
But Sterling is the only thing I've got
Still, a Pound Sterling
Is better than half a Dollar
Is better than half a Euro
Is better than Yen
It's a token of
This year's credit crunch
Off on holiday?
Exchange it today
And, though that one Pound Sterling
Can only buy half a sandwich
Remember that half a sandwich
Is better than crumbs
The market's in a state
And there's some debate
‘Bout whether this government can
Really do it's sums