GRANT & MAC, CHIRPY GEORDIE PRESENTERS ARE ADDRESSING THE CAMERA IN A JUNGLE SETTING.
GRANT:
Divn't toan yer sets aff cos now we've got wor next challenge.
MAC:
Aye man pet. Cummin' up next it's "Ridicule & degrade the wanker" and playing the game is Dave Geezer off of Eastenders.
GRANT:
Hadaway in Dave man.
MAC:
Aye! Champion and canny man. Reet Dave you're ganna play "Ridicule and degrade the wanker". Now if yah divn't like how it's gannin at any time man, you can shoot "Why aye! I'm desperate me man! Get me the f**k oot of this shite and back to my recent obscurity" and we'll let you out.
DAVE:
Yeah awright geezers. No sweat.
GRANT:
Here's the crack Dave man. Foast we bury ye up to your neck in monkey shite and then pour the contents of Mac's septic tank all roond yah man. Then if you haven't given in by then we'll kick you up the oase until you do give up.
MAC:
Aye and divn't be worrying if ye don't enjoy the challenge man cos we'll both be laughing wor bollocks off.
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