3 WISEMEN ARE STANDING FACING A MANGER, JOSEPH IS LOOKING AT THEM DISAPROVINGLY.
JOSEPH
I know your wise, I know your men but where's the sodding gifts?
WM1
Erm we left it late, and the garage was shut be we did get.
WM2
Luck has left me standing so tall
Gold
Always believe in your soul
Gold from Spandau Ballet.
JOSEPH
That was rubbish.
WM3
Relax, Frankie says.
JOSEPH
Don't piss a carpenter off I'm about to get my mallet. You Bozo 3 where's the myrrh?
WM1
Eurrgghhh Joey Deacon.
