British Comedy Guide

Lock me up.

MICHEAL JACKSON IS TALKING TO AN POLICE OFFICER.

MICHEAL

Officer you must arrest me, I did it I had sex with all those kids.

POLICE

I beg your pardon, who are you?

MICHEAL

It's me Micheal Jackson, Billie Jean is my love, I put my thing in there erm other thing lots of times.

POLICE

Mr Jackson what did you put where?

MICHEAL

Erm I put my foot in their nose, no I put my elbow in their disc drive, I don't know.

POLICE

Mr Jackson not only have you not abused anyone, I suspect you've never had sex.

MICHEAL

Ok I had my testes chopped off when I was 12 so I could hit the high notes, but please you got to lock me up.

POLICE

But why do you want to goto prison you bleached, nose less weirdo?

MICHEAL

Never Land's been reposessed, the Sultan of Bruni's suing me. I'm flat broke I've got no where to sleep.

POLICE

Hmm you're a black guy trying to be white, who keeps singing about change I'm arresting you. For impersonating Barrack Obama

I quite like the twist at the end, maybe you could make it punchier.

I would like to see more build up from the point where MJ asks to be locked up, I would also lose the abuse from the police officer as it seems out of character in this sketch. Good stuff though.

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