MICHEAL JACKSON IS TALKING TO AN POLICE OFFICER.
MICHEAL
Officer you must arrest me, I did it I had sex with all those kids.
POLICE
I beg your pardon, who are you?
MICHEAL
It's me Micheal Jackson, Billie Jean is my love, I put my thing in there erm other thing lots of times.
POLICE
Mr Jackson what did you put where?
MICHEAL
Erm I put my foot in their nose, no I put my elbow in their disc drive, I don't know.
POLICE
Mr Jackson not only have you not abused anyone, I suspect you've never had sex.
MICHEAL
Ok I had my testes chopped off when I was 12 so I could hit the high notes, but please you got to lock me up.
POLICE
But why do you want to goto prison you bleached, nose less weirdo?
MICHEAL
Never Land's been reposessed, the Sultan of Bruni's suing me. I'm flat broke I've got no where to sleep.
POLICE
Hmm you're a black guy trying to be white, who keeps singing about change I'm arresting you. For impersonating Barrack Obama