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Well done and good luck! :D :D :D

:) Only expect 'topdrawer' at most! don't rush physical stuff, she will make a move to let you know when to go futher.

Please keep us informed and enjoy your date! Hug

Quote: TopBanana @ April 23 2011, 4:17 PM BST

Just need some advice on how to do sex at her, now......

sex AT her? Blimey, you do need advice.

Quote: TopBanana @ April 23 2011, 4:17 PM BST

Just need some advice on how to do sex at her, now......

'Pick an orifice, any orifice, and stick your tongue in, dearie...' (Claire Rayner)

More textual flirting last night and this morning.....

Quote: TopBanana @ April 23 2011, 4:17 PM BST

Just need some advice on how to do sex at her, now......

Oh dear, you do need help lad.

Follow her lead.

I feel sorry for this girl. I hope she doesn't have an inkling about this place as she will be truly horrified to find out she's being seduced by committee.

:D Can I chair it?

RE: the sex AT her thing was a joke. Obviously!

I'm not seducing her by committee, haha!

You do realise we'll want to hear every sordid detail?

I'm late to this thread but the term 'sordid' has panged my interest [*rushes to recap]

There is nothing sordid about two young people having an afternoon in the countryside together. I'm not even going to try and kiss her, FYI.

Quote: TopBanana @ April 24 2011, 9:22 PM BST

I'm not even going to try and kiss her, FYI.

I think you should, when you arrange to meet her again at the end.

If she leans in, I'll lean in.

It is my style. Play it cool. Don't ruin things by rushing in for a kiss.

Congratulations on plucking up the courage, TopB. How old are you both?

In our 20s, Corey.

I'm just about to go and meet her..........will report back tomorrow if she doesn't murder me.

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