Sootyj's Xmas classics 1

3 WISE MEN ON CAMELS ARE BEING INTERVIEWED BY A POLICE MAN BY HIS PANDA CAR.

WM1

Look officer I didn't know there was a speedlimit for camels, can we just pay a fine?

POLICE

Ang on sonny jim, that sounded like a bribe.

WM2

We've got a very important appointment.

POLICE

I bet you do, 3 blokes in crowns riding camels with gifts (BEAT) are you wise men?

WM3

I suppose so I teach tax law at the tech college, and Brian's a chiropractor.

POLICE

And where are you going, oh wise men?

WM1

To see a woman from a far off land perform a miracle in a stable.

POLICE

Please I may be a humble officer of the law, but can I see this wonderous act?

WM2

Sure, but it'll cost you 500 squids same as the rest of us.

POLICE

You'd charge to see the new Messiah? You heathen.

WM1

No we're going to see an Albanian assylum seeker f**k a donkey.

The nativity play/donkey act gag was used in the Christmas episode of House, but with interesting medical details on the what you can catch from a donkey...

House had some one f**k a donkey?

Saw the nature of the punchline coming but still laughed.

That's what one might call a donkey punch.

I think there was only so much I could do to conceal it.

Quote: Rob0 @ November 18 2008, 1:05 AM GMT

Could have thrown a tarpaulin over it?

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Or a donkey jacket.

I Liked it, maybe change the line "To see a woman from a far off land perform a miracle in a stable" To "to witness a miracle in a stable in Bethlehem"